Value for money...

I have no idea how much this hotel costs a night but, whatever it is, we've got our money's worth in electricity. That poor little hair dryer is working its element off. Whilst our clothes are now, for the most part, bone dry, the end of the hair dryer has warped, crumbled and fallen into the wash basin. But, hell, they've made it back on the bar sales and room service. At the risk of being tarred with the same brush as Becks and Neil, these Spaniards don't half give good sausage.